A Golfing Idyll; Or, The Skipper's Round with the Deil On the Links of St. Andrews — Reading Companion

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Flint, Violet, Bannerman, A. Islay [Illustrator] Project Gutenberg 2010 Not confirmed
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Words 10,098
Reading time 44 min
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A narrative poem framed as a caddie's tale, recounting a golf match against the Devil on the St Andrews links, blending Scots dialect, local golf lore, and supernatural comedy.
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Jockie was like a bed of sand, The more he drank, the more he'd stand; But Skipper, wud, and wilder grew, And never stopped till roarin' fou. What wonder, then, at Jock's surprise To find his frien' in sic-like guise, Or Jock's ill-mannered exclamation And rough demand for explanation.

The Skipper lookit sair offended, And muttering growled, his hand extended.-- Queer manners you hae brocht frae Troon; Come here, you jawing gowk, sit doon. Instead of coorse and ill reflections On my past life, and ways, and actions, Your greetin' might hae been more ceevil, You ill-condeetioned gabbin' deevil. Hoot, Skipper, nae offence was meant, For you and I are weel acquaint. Now dicht your mou', and tell me true How cam' ye by that bit o' blue?

The Skipper gazed as wise and solemn As if he felt his hand on helm His cutter o'er the green waves guiding, Close hauled, through kittle channel gliding. Oh, Jock! I doot I'm rash to tell ye What strange and awfu' things befell me, Unless like me you'd warning tak', Ere sorrow lay you on your back. Sae, to avert sic dismal fate, My woful tale I'll now relate.-- He sighed and spat, then sighed again, And thus his simple tale began:

'Twas on a summer's afternoon, Just after you had gane to Troon, I foregather'd wi' ane Tammas Trail, Auld mate o' mine who bides in Crail. A man o' means, wi' nets and boat, A fisher keen, and much afloat; A very decent chappie Tam, Who, like me, dearly lo'ed his dram. He kent my weakness, nocht would serve him, But I maun tak' my supper wi' him. The supper was baith het and good-- No that I'm nice about my food; We'd rizzared haddies, if you please, Tripe and ingans, toasted cheese, And whiskey grand frae Cameron Brig, Better was never 'stilled by Haig. And, oh! a jolly time we had, For my pairt I was skirlin' mad, And Tammie, he was in his glory, Just ripplin' o'er wi' joke and story. But a' things good maun hae an end, Baith joys and pains o' human kind, And Time, the thief, wi' spitefu' stroke, Snecket our fun 'fore ten o'clock-- That nicht--the thocht o't gars me grue, Ahint the joy there cam' sic rue.

Now, Jocky, I must here explain I wasna drunk, just fou ye ken; Just fresh and free and swaggerin' canty, And bauld as Wallace wight and vaunty. My hairt was licht, my feet were dancin' Like struttin' cock, or stallion prancin'. Bethought me, as I steered alang, I'll get my clubs, to the Links I'll gang. Should a' the folk to roost hae gane, I car'd na if I played alane. The nicht was fine, the moon was shinin', The time between the mirk and gloamin'; As far as I could view the green, No living soul could there be seen.

The preface frames the poem as a verbatim account overheard by a lady medical student on holiday in St Andrews. The narrator, an old caddie known for intemperance but now reformed, tells his friend about a round of golf with the Devil. The poem itself shifts into Scots verse, mixing golfing terminology with supernatural threats. The Devil is described with a 'sardonic grin' and a tail that 'blazin' red' sheds sparks, while the Skipper's terror is rendered in vivid similes: 'like puddock 'neath a harrow' or 'thief that views the rope a danglin'.' The catalog subject 'Golf -- Poetry' accurately captures the form, but the work also functions as a moral fable about temperance and pride.

The Framing Device and Its Witness

The preface establishes a layered narrative: a female medical student, sketchbook in hand, overhears two caddies on the brae behind the Club. The old caddie, 'not very creditably' known as a victim of drink, now appears 'decent and respectable' with a blue ribbon on his lapel. The student notes his animated gestures—'rising, sitting down, and gesticulating'—and the listener's ejaculations: 'Oh Lord! Gude sake! Ay man!' This frame grounds the fantastical tale in a specific, credible setting. The student's presence as a woman and a medical professional is unusual for 1897, and her claim to 'hold my own with most of the Golfing sisterhood' signals a knowing insider perspective. The preface thus offers a self-conscious literary device that authenticates the supernatural yarn while subtly commenting on class and gender.

Scots Dialect and Golfing Vernacular

The poem is written in a dense Scots dialect that demands careful reading. Words like 'auld,' 'deil,' 'cloots,' 'puddock,' and 'teugh' are not merely decorative but integral to the Skipper's voice. Golfing terms are woven into the supernatural contest: the Devil 'nailed the hole in three,' and the Skipper laments that 'my eight holes gane, the game a' square.' The poem names real historical golfers—'Tom Morris, too, a lad of twenty'—and local landmarks like the 'Hole Across' in 'Hell.' This specificity roots the fantasy in the actual geography and culture of St Andrews. The dialect is not consistent throughout; the preface and some narrative passages use standard English, creating a contrast between the educated frame and the earthy verse.

Moral and Supernatural Stakes

The Skipper's terror is not just about losing the match but about damnation. The Devil threatens to have him 'on toast,' and the Skipper's 'late fervent vow' to 'mend my life' and 'cursed drink forswear for ever' suggests a temperance allegory. The poem lists a roll call of local gentry—'Clanranald, spruce, the tartan dandy,' 'Mount Melville's laird'—who witness the game, amplifying the social shame. Yet the tone remains comic: the Devil's 'dreadfu' snigger' and the Skipper's defiant retort about being 'a chosen tit-bit for the Deil' undercut the moralizing. The excerpts break off before the outcome, leaving the reader uncertain whether the Skipper's vow saves him or the Devil wins. The incomplete text means the moral resolution is inferred, not confirmed.

Readers should attend to the interplay between the frame narrative and the poem proper, as the preface's claim of verbatim transcription may be ironic. The Scots dialect rewards reading aloud, and the golfing references—though specific to St Andrews—are explained by context. The work is best approached as a period curiosity that blends sports writing, dialect poetry, and supernatural comedy, rather than as a straightforward golfing manual or moral tract.

There’s something about the Deil’s sly mischief in that golfing idyll that kept pulling me back to a quieter, steadier voice—Wordsworth’s, with his long walks and grave wonder. Both feel like old friends telling truths sideways, one through laughter, one through stillness. The Scots caddie’s yarn and the Lakeland poet’s musings share a reverence for place. I found myself reaching for The Poetical Works of William Wordsworth — Volume 4 (of 8) — Reading Companion afterwards, as if the fairway’s ghost and the hillside’s spirit had been quietly acquainted all along.

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